when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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