So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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