i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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