Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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