It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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