So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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