thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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