Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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