this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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