my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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