She is in my trunk
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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