I don't think brook has ever known best
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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