was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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