What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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