Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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