he wants to bone in the snuggie
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I came so hard my ears popped.
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