Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
