i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
