Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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