so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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