Plan B is the new Plan A
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
