I wanna passion pit in your ass
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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