what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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