the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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