brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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