Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Randomize
