I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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