I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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