Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Say something about gay babies.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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