So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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