Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
