What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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