were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
