I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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