I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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