Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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