Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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