rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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