I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
