is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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