what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
