But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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