She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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