i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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