Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
a search helicopter?!
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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