does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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