Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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