I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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