thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
