HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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