Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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