I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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